Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
I am a man who has sat in 8 hour John Carpenter film marathons with horror fans and the hygiene was worse at The Last Jedi. Also, guys, I know it's exciting being out of your mum's attic, but turn your fucking phone off. The guy next to me was texting until the first battle, then kept taking not very sly photos of the screen. It's in 3D dickhead, that won't work, and it's bastard annoying, too. I was taken out of the film I'd paid twenty quid for on several occasions because of it. It didn't ruin the film, but if I hadn't had a big, veiny CGI Millennium Falcon choking me to distraction, it would have.