Bedsit Cinema is an eclectic, nonconformist, occasionally amusing series of film reviews and opinion for all film lovers of varying tastes. Home of hidden gems and Hollywood hits and misses.
I ALWAYS TRY TO AVOID SPOILERS.
Premise: Colin Farrell
is a civil war soldier rescued by some girls, there's a bird, or was
it a toad... Zzzz
Execution: The Beguiled is
possibly the most boring, pointless film I've seen in ages. It's like
ninety three minutes of people faffing about. I needed a nap
afterwards, I should have napped through it. Unfortunately my TV is
under my bed (I live in a bedsit, don't know if I mentioned that). Should be called The Bemused, referring to it's audience.
Bedsit it? Swerve it. I
can't think of a single reason to watch this film unless you're stuck
in A level Film Studies and your teacher's a pseud. I only give it
3/10 because some of the cinematography is pretty and that distracted
me from the rest of it.